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Family Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 10

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I haven’t been as diligent documenting the funny things Liam says these days. Truthfully most conversations with this kid make me laugh and those of you who have the pleasure of hanging out with him when he’s not being shy can attest to it. I love that we have real conversations now. And then there’s the day he dropped the f-bomb.

  • You should wear this, mom. This would look pretty on you! (after pulling a bra out of my underwear drawer.)
  • Thank you for taking me for a haircut. I can give you a haircut when we get home if you want?
  • Mom: Do you want to have a breakfast date in the morning?
    Liam: Sure, it’s up to you.
  • I feel hot chocolately
  • This is a nice book, mom
  • Happy Fools Day!
  • Dad somebody broke my fucken box….fuck!
  • Mom did you know there’s real live ROCK BANDERS on TV?! (proceeds to sing Kiss over and over for the rest of the night)

More Liam-isms:
Liam-isms Part 7
Liam-isms Part 8
Liam-isms Part 9

Family Liam-isms

Liam -isms Part 9

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  • After getting Star Wars socks in his Christmas stocking: I didn’t know Santa sold clothes!
  • After getting immunizations: I still love you mom, but not if you make me go there again.
  • I’m going to be Santa when I grow up
  • Arlee: I’m going to clean the crab tank while you guys play playdough
    Liam: Ok. Before you clean the crab tank, do you want a high five?
  • When I get big, I don’t want to buy a kid
  • Someday can we have a sleepover at Santa’s house?
  • Ah shoot! We have to shovel AGAIN!
  • I can’t be quiet, I’m just a loud guy.
  • Mom, where are your pounding mittens (boxing gloves)
  • I made a tri-ankle (triangle)
  • Driving to the day home one morning: Mom, you woke up too early. I bet Arlee isn’t even awake yet. And nobody else’s lights are on. Everybody is still sleeping!
  • Mom, can you be my girlfriend?

 

More Liam-isms:
Liam-isms Part 1
Liam-isms Part 2
Liam-isms Part 3
Liam-isms Part 4
Liam-isms Part 5
Liam-isms Part 6
Liam-isms Part 7
Liam-isms Part 8


Family Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 8

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  • I’m getting hungry, can I help you start lunch?
  • That was just a sneeze, not a joke
  • I feel a song coming into my mouth (starts singing)
  • Do cookies have sugar? Because I can’t have sugar this close to bedtime
  • Me: Maybe you should stop growing so much
    Liam: But how will I pay taxes if I stay little
  • After coming home from holidays: I missed you bed! I missed you pillow! I missed you blanket! I missed you pups! I missed you stuffies!
  • Having lunch at Cilantro and Chive: Is our lunch here yet
    Me: no
    Liam: Oh, come on!
  • Leaving to go to the park: I just have to check how fancy I am
  • Mama, you look pretty. You always look pretty
  • Liam: Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding?
    Me: Because you don’t know these people
    Liam: But I know everyone!
  • Leaving a birthday party after dark: What time does the music go to bed?
  • Grandpa: When is it going to stop snowing?!
    Liam: Maybe after Santa brings our presents…
  • MOM! It’s morning! You can tell me when you want to wake up, ok?

 

More Liam-isms:
Liam-isms Part 1
Liam-isms Part 2
Liam-isms Part 3
Liam-isms Part 4
Liam-isms Part 5
Liam-isms Part 6
Liam-isms Part 7