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Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 12

  • A gosling is a pretty cute name for a baby goose
  • Me: We’re going to be there in 5 minutes
    Liam: Oh snap dog!
  • Can we have double double food? (A&W)
  • Grandpa: Where do you think that airplane is going?
    Liam: The airport
  • Thanks for being such a good mommy….
    ….now, aren’t you going to say something about me??
  • I’m going to make a sign that says “Liam’s house is for sale. Buy our house so we can buy a new house with a backyard.”
  • Grandma: If we moved to Red Deer, maybe you wouldn’t have to go to dayhome anymore.
    Liam: That’s not going to work for me.
  • Garage sales make me very tired.
  • Mom, the first day I saw her in class, I thought she was so beautiful.

For more Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 8

Liam-isms Part 9


Liam-isms Part 10

Liam-isms Part 11

 

Family Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 11

  • While playing catch: You got me right in the pore head!
  • I have freeze brain!
  • Tomorrow after Arlee’s (his day home lady) there’s three things we need to buy ok? Sushi. Salad rolls. Circle cheese (Babybel). Ok, mom?
  • My grandpa has a mustache, but it has little doodily doots.
  • What kind of coffee would you like this morning, mama? A double steamed? Black? Mocha?
  • Boys kissing girls that aren’t their mom or grandma would be so gwoss.
  • What’s your future? This whole city is my future.
  • What is that moving creature?! (there was a centipede on our balcony)
  • Walking into my room late at night while I was reading: I don’t like wasabi peas. I’ve tried them before and they are not good.
  • Why can’t you just be my wife?
  • Me: How was your day?
    Liam: Awful!
    (because he didn’t get to play outside long enough)
  • When I told him our family dog was going to heaven: When I grow up, I’m going to fly a rocketship to pick Rosie up from heaven and bring her home again.
    (that one still makes me tear up every time I think about it)

More Liam-isms:
Liam-isms Part 7
Liam-isms Part 8
Liam-isms Part 9
Liam-isms Part 10

Family Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 10

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I haven’t been as diligent documenting the funny things Liam says these days. Truthfully most conversations with this kid make me laugh and those of you who have the pleasure of hanging out with him when he’s not being shy can attest to it. I love that we have real conversations now. And then there’s the day he dropped the f-bomb.

  • You should wear this, mom. This would look pretty on you! (after pulling a bra out of my underwear drawer.)
  • Thank you for taking me for a haircut. I can give you a haircut when we get home if you want?
  • Mom: Do you want to have a breakfast date in the morning?
    Liam: Sure, it’s up to you.
  • I feel hot chocolately
  • This is a nice book, mom
  • Happy Fools Day!
  • Dad somebody broke my fucken box….fuck!
  • Mom did you know there’s real live ROCK BANDERS on TV?! (proceeds to sing Kiss over and over for the rest of the night)

More Liam-isms:
Liam-isms Part 7
Liam-isms Part 8
Liam-isms Part 9