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Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 13

  • Sometimes I wish I could be a lady
  • Excited about his first field trip: I’ve never been on a school bus before! I wonder what it feels like!
  • I sure was tired last night, wasn’t I?
  • Mom, do you know where heaven is? Because I kind of want to go get Rosie and bring her home. (We are all really missing our family pup, but the good news is, we’ll have a new puppy in a couple months!)
  • I totes need help.
  • After a super terrible meltdown: Mom, are you crying? I’m crying too. Maybe if we both take a deep breath we will feel better.
  • Before our weekly movie night: It’s too bad Santa can’t come to movie night with us. Cuz he’s the coolest guy in this town.
  • Singing: I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the edge of my heart
  • Grandpa: What are you doing?
    Liam: Kid business.
  • Liam: I know everything
    Mom: spell ‘tomorrow’ then
    Liam: H-R-A-M
    Mom: That’s not even a word!
    Liam: Endless giggles
  • My tummy hurts, I think it’s from unloading the dishwasher (conveniently, he always has a tummy ache when he doesn’t want to do something…)
  • Mom: What does the size of your dads tv have to do with anything?
    Grandma: He’s a boy…
    Liam: Yeah, I don’t know anything!
  • Liam: What happens if grandma and grandpa sleep over and someone else wants to sleep over?
    Mom: Well maybe you’d have to get out your tent and sleeping bag and let them sleep in your bed
    Liam: Nooo! They’d make it smell weird!

Liam-isms Part 9

Liam-isms Part 10


Liam-isms Part 11

Liam-isms Part 12

Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 12

  • A gosling is a pretty cute name for a baby goose
  • Me: We’re going to be there in 5 minutes
    Liam: Oh snap dog!
  • Can we have double double food? (A&W)
  • Grandpa: Where do you think that airplane is going?
    Liam: The airport
  • Thanks for being such a good mommy….
    ….now, aren’t you going to say something about me??
  • I’m going to make a sign that says “Liam’s house is for sale. Buy our house so we can buy a new house with a backyard.”
  • Grandma: If we moved to Red Deer, maybe you wouldn’t have to go to dayhome anymore.
    Liam: That’s not going to work for me.
  • Garage sales make me very tired.
  • Mom, the first day I saw her in class, I thought she was so beautiful.

For more Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 8

Liam-isms Part 9


Liam-isms Part 10

Liam-isms Part 11

 

Family Liam-isms

Liam-isms Part 11

  • While playing catch: You got me right in the pore head!
  • I have freeze brain!
  • Tomorrow after Arlee’s (his day home lady) there’s three things we need to buy ok? Sushi. Salad rolls. Circle cheese (Babybel). Ok, mom?
  • My grandpa has a mustache, but it has little doodily doots.
  • What kind of coffee would you like this morning, mama? A double steamed? Black? Mocha?
  • Boys kissing girls that aren’t their mom or grandma would be so gwoss.
  • What’s your future? This whole city is my future.
  • What is that moving creature?! (there was a centipede on our balcony)
  • Walking into my room late at night while I was reading: I don’t like wasabi peas. I’ve tried them before and they are not good.
  • Why can’t you just be my wife?
  • Me: How was your day?
    Liam: Awful!
    (because he didn’t get to play outside long enough)
  • When I told him our family dog was going to heaven: When I grow up, I’m going to fly a rocketship to pick Rosie up from heaven and bring her home again.
    (that one still makes me tear up every time I think about it)

More Liam-isms:
Liam-isms Part 7
Liam-isms Part 8
Liam-isms Part 9
Liam-isms Part 10